It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The regular guildies log in
There’s a Field Marshal sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his HKs and wins

He says, “son, can you queue us for Alterac?
I’m not really sure how it goes
It gets changed every week
But I knew it complete
When I wore a Knight-Champion’s clothes”

He sings “Capture the graveyards, then towers
Leave Drek for last, if you ca~
a~
an”

Queue us all up, you’re the BG Lead
Queue us all up tonight
‘Cause we’re all in the mood for some PVP
And holiday weekend’s all right

Now Lufi the moonkin’s a friend of mine
She tosses up Moonfire for free
And she’s quick with a HOT
Or to bear-tank the lot
But it’s DPS she’d rather be
She says “Goddamn, this warlock is killing me”
As he fears her off once, then again
“Well, I’m sure I could balance this battleground
But what’d they complain about then?”

Oh, capture the graveyards, then towers
Leave Drek for last, if you ca~
a~
an

And the frost mage is practicing Firelands
As the Pandaren slowly get stoned
Yes, they’re sharing a queue just to get HKs
But it’s better than queueing alone

Queue us all up, you’re the BG Lead
Queue us all up tonight
‘Cause we’re all in the mood for some PVP
And holiday weekend’s all right

Now Cyn is a character novelist
Whose alt slots are already filled
And he’s chatting with Baen, who’s off on her main
Finding newbies to hunt down and kill

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
My groupmates all give me a smile
‘Cause they know that it’s me
Who will queue PVP
And let them pwn n00bs for a while

And the ready noise sounds like a carnival
And the starting cave smells like fish feasts
And they run at the gate (‘cept the ones starting late)
And say “man, could you buff us, at least?”

Oh, capture the graveyards, then towers
Leave Drek for last, if you ca~
a~
an

Queue us all up, you’re the BG Lead
Queue us all up tonight
‘Cause we’re all in the mood for some PVP
And holiday weekend’s all right

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