Yet another filk. I’ve been wanting to write this one for six years.

The Darkmoon Faire’s falling down on its knees
The vendors are all shutting down
It’s raining in Orgrimmar two flight paths east
Where you should be, no one’s around

I need a queue pop
I need a good tank
I need a gear drop
I need a queue pop

These trained mobs and bosses are running me down
And I don’t have damage to give
You get what you’re geared for
But soloing dungeons is no way to live

I need a queue pop
I need Consecration
I need a trinket
I need a good tank

And I get no answers
When I post my Recount
It’s raining in Orgrimmar, baby
And I might as well sit on my mount

There’s strats I remember and strats I forget
I miss running with you; I should
But you’re off playing some other damn game
I hear it’s not even that good

I need a queue pop
(Maybe I should buy that new game)
I can always hear LFG
(But the players who use it are lame)

And I wish, I wish it was the same game
Because I’m lonely for vanilla
I’d like to hear a little “u rdy?”
I guess it’s time to put the cash down

I need a queue pop
I need a good tank
I really need a good tank
I really really need a good tank
I really really really need a good tank
I really need a good tank

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